this is a terrible, downright disturbing idea:
“WINKERS. The pants that wink.
That’s right, faces painted on jeans that make the unflattering space where your buttcrack and upper thigh meet send a little shout-out to the unfortunate person behind you.”“”The inventor is William A. Jones, a retired father of five and grandfather of seven who lives in Everett, Washington. He says that the idea came to him when he admired a woman walking towards him and, as men do, checked her out as she passed him. He could have sworn that her elegantly jeans-clad behind sort of winked at him.
He then thought that people-watching would be more interesting if their pants were adorned with eyes at the precise fold created by the motion of walking. Mr. Jones experimented with his daughter’s jeans and was quite pleased with the result: when he applied his technique of accurate placement, the pants did wink!”[via @janepyle]
A very bad, yet creative idea.